Scarborough. The bracing North Sea air, the clatter of arcades, the promise of a donnybrook with a rogue seagull over a chip. But amongst the candy floss and donkey rides lies a true gem for the discerning (or ravenous) traveller: Lifeboat Fish Bar. Don’t be fooled by the unassuming exterior – this place packs a punch that Poseidon himself would envy.
First things first: the fish. Let’s just say “large” on their menu is a hilarious understatement. The cod and haddock portions here are Moby Dick-sized behemoths. One of these bad boys could feed a family of four, with leftovers for breakfast. But size isn’t everything, is it? Thankfully, the quality here is top-notch. The fish itself is pristine, the flesh pearly white and flaky, cooked to tender perfection in a light, golden batter. The secret weapon? Beef dripping. Yes, that’s right, none of your new-fangled vegetable oil malarkey here. This adds a depth of flavour that had me audibly sighing with contentment.
Now, for the chips. Because a fish without chips is like a ship without a sail – adrift and purposeless. Lifeboat’s chips are the stuff seaside dreams are made of. Crispy on the outside, fluffy as a cloud on the inside, these are chips that deserve a medal. They’re the perfect foil to the hefty fish, offering a textural contrast that makes for a symphony in your mouth.
But Lifeboat doesn’t just cater to the purists. A quick scan of the menu reveals a glorious selection of mushy peas, curry sauce, and gravy, perfect for those who like to gild the lily (though their perfect fish and chips hardly need it). Don’t forget to check out the “specials board” – rumour has it, their homemade fishcakes are legendary.
Now, some might argue that the true fish and chip experience is best enjoyed with bracing North Sea winds whipping your hair and a hungry seagull eyeing your prize. But fear not, landlubbers! Tucked away at the back of Lifeboat is a charming little restaurant. It’s no Michelin-starred affair, mind you, but it’s clean, comfortable, and perfect for escaping the elements while you devour your spoils.
Speaking of spoils, the value here is phenomenal. You could easily feed a family of four for under a twenty-pound note.No wonder a local Scarborough resident raves online: “Superb food, perfectly cooked fresh fish and incredible chips. A must visit!” Another echoes the sentiment: “Phenomenal Fish & Chips. We had cod and chips and it was the best we’ve ever had!”
Look, I’m not here to blow smoke. Lifeboat Fish Bar isn’t reinventing the wheel. But what they do, they do exceptionally well. This is honest-to-goodness, no-frills fish and chips, the kind that warms the soul and leaves you wanting more. So,the next time you find yourself in Scarborough, ditch the overpriced donkey rides and head straight for Lifeboat. You won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your appetite – these portions are enough to sink a battleship (or at least leave you wonderfully satisfied).